i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them
It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago
it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm
So my mom just told me she might have to buy me a chastity belt before I go off to college and I just said who needs a chastity belt when you can just make this face
and the only thing she could say was that it wasn’t an ugly face, just possibly scary enough that she won’t have to buy me the belt.
however my dad had no words
college should be fun (◕‿-)
okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like
poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people
this movie is so good
and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history
and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean
and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs
DUMB DUMB WANT GUM GUM
^ excuse you it’s “dumbdumb give me gumgum” if he had said dumb dumb want gumgum that would have been calling himself dumb.