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I would rather enjoy being a cat... or a vampire.

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

(via drunkensunflower)

— 20 minutes ago with 174814 notes

lilitudracul:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing

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(via ghoul--kiid)

— 55 minutes ago with 169923 notes
pyramidrome:

lil’ painted rainbow inspired by waiting for godot
#thatrhymes 
big ol’ version here.

pyramidrome:

lil’ painted rainbow inspired by waiting for godot

#thatrhymes 

big ol’ version here.

— 1 hour ago with 1043 notes

omniastudios:

Celestial Lunar Oracle ring with deeply antiqued sterling silver, white topaz accent.

www.omniaoddities.com

(via sliceofbri)

— 1 hour ago with 49857 notes

goldstarprivilege:

muchymozzarella:

afunnyfeminist:

ghastderp:

i love sir patrick stewart more with each passing day.

See, guys. This is how you do it. Notice the words “Not all men are like that” are never spoken.

He knows men are like that

his father was like that to his mother

he has experienced the pain firsthand, of what it’s like when men are like that

and he never wants men to be like that again and he fights tooth and nail against the men who are still like that

And moreover, he acknowledges his privilege [as an older white male who is famous/well known] and uses it to speak up. He knows what he is, and he never has to say he’s not like those men he fights against—he never says it, his actions speak loud enough for everyone else to see it. 

Sir Patrick Stewart, everyone.

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— 2 hours ago with 327552 notes

urbanoutcritters:

i’m gonna be the chillest parent ever when it comes to my kid’s clothes
u wanna wear band tshirts and red lipstick? hell yeah. u wanna wear floral skirts and hockey jerseys? cool man, if that’s what u want. you wanna wear fedoras and rage comic shirts? well actually,

(via mileystuartlittletwo)

— 2 hours ago with 127224 notes
beautiful-tragicinthefalloutboy:

"Previously, researchers had misidentified skeletons as male simply because they were buried with their swords and shields. By studying osteological signs of gender within the bones themselves, researchers discovered that approximately half of the remains were actually female warriors, given a proper burial with their weapons."

beautiful-tragicinthefalloutboy:

"Previously, researchers had misidentified skeletons as male simply because they were buried with their swords and shields. By studying osteological signs of gender within the bones themselves, researchers discovered that approximately half of the remains were actually female warriors, given a proper burial with their weapons."

(via mileystuartlittletwo)

— 3 hours ago with 144848 notes
totallytransparent:

Semi Transparent Paint Brush (paint on lips and brush match colour of your blog)Made by Totally Transparent

totallytransparent:

Semi Transparent Paint Brush (paint on lips and brush match colour of your blog)
Made by Totally Transparent

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— 3 hours ago with 50117 notes

kaguramutsuki:

I really wish tumblr wasn’t so unforgiving because it’s resulted in this overly cautious environment where everyone is deathly afraid to be unintentionally offensive

There is no surefire way to avoid offending someone, offensive content varies from person to person and there is absolutely no way to satisfy everyone

And because of that you shouldn’t have to walk on eggshells. Make mistakes, learn from them, have a good time.

(via thankyou-for-existing)

— 4 hours ago with 91080 notes
"You get depressed because you know that you’re not what you should be."
Marilyn Manson (via helpfvl)

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— 5 hours ago with 566556 notes
socialjusticeprincesses:

fat-lasts-longer-than-flavor:

cuadradonegro:

obscurewings:

I made a political cartoon for English class about issues in school
It focuses on how teens are expected to make career defining choices with barely any experience, and also how parents often take so much authority that their child’s decision is not actually their own
If this gets some notes then I’ll make a colored version

thank fucking you. this defines me a few years ago really accurately

this

story time! At college some of us were talking about tattoos we want. Our teacher said “you don’t want to get a tattoo at eighteen because you might change your mind.” I said “I had to decide my entire career path when I was fourteen when I chose my GCSEs. I think I can decide on a bird on my wrist at eighteen.”
~ Mulan

socialjusticeprincesses:

fat-lasts-longer-than-flavor:

cuadradonegro:

obscurewings:

I made a political cartoon for English class about issues in school

It focuses on how teens are expected to make career defining choices with barely any experience, and also how parents often take so much authority that their child’s decision is not actually their own

If this gets some notes then I’ll make a colored version

thank fucking you. this defines me a few years ago really accurately

this

story time! At college some of us were talking about tattoos we want. Our teacher said “you don’t want to get a tattoo at eighteen because you might change your mind.” I said “I had to decide my entire career path when I was fourteen when I chose my GCSEs. I think I can decide on a bird on my wrist at eighteen.”

~ Mulan

(via thankyou-for-existing)

— 6 hours ago with 258469 notes

walkergordons:

sometimes I think about how weird it is that dogs wag their tails when they’re happy like they don’t even think about it they just instinctively wave their butts around and flail their butt appendage

but then other times I realise that when humans are happy they open their mouths and expose their teeth like. you have pleased The TEETH. to prove the extent of the joy of The TEETH we will now expel short, loud bursts of sound. you have done well today. The TEETH are satisfied.

(Source: gentlekieren, via nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear)

— 6 hours ago with 20876 notes

asklordsappyhater:

nimpnawakproduction:

thesnowmaid:

djcornbread:

1-800-fuckyourselfbietch:

click play and watch the .gif

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im glad god made you.

FUCKING KILL ME I AM SCREAMING IT WORKS PERFECTLY NO MATTER WHERE YOU START?????????????????????//

THIS!

My god I love this song!

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— 7 hours ago with 130589 notes
#Sound 

meowoofau:

13 cats failing at hide and seek

As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.

Failing?! Cupboard cat was freakin WINNING!

(Source: meowoof.com.au, via foxtrot44)

— 7 hours ago with 51920 notes